3-D movies seem to be everywhere (at least if you’re the parent of Disney-aged kids).  There are even 3-D televisions for those who want to bring the fun home.  But as my world-weary and jaded 8 and 10 year-olds will tell you, 3-D is sooooooo two minutes ago.  The real hardcore experience is 4-D.  You need to feel the ogre sneeze on you; your hair needs to be ruffled as the alien experiment breathes down your neck; the very earth beneath you needs to quake with the monsters’ footsteps.

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